Whose Deck

Swipty is a dating-app parody for adults with a working conscience. It opened in November 2026, the deck is made of invented women, and every one of them is here to give you an honest answer.

The idea in a paragraph

Swipe apps taught everyone to judge in under a second and to explain nothing. We reversed the arrangement. 16 AI women, each with a trade and a taste, read the line you write and tell you how it landed. If you laugh, good. If you wince, better: that is usually where the useful part is.

Why a no should come with notes

Rejection by silence teaches nothing. A no from a person with a clear standard, kindly worded and aimed at the sentence rather than the human, teaches a lot. That is the whole design brief: make the no useful, and the yes will have meant something.

Lines we do not cross

• Real profiles, real photographs of real women or anything that passes for them.
• Arranging anything outside the chat, in any form.
• Cruelty about a body, a face or a background.
• Anyone below 18, in any scene, with any excuse.

Complaints and compliments

Both go to the mailbox named in the footer and both are read by a human. A verdict that was truly unfair gets reviewed, and the woman who wrote it gets a note.